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mechinaries:

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

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TEAM JACOB

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thecutestofthecute:

elevennineteenreptiles:

So here’s how this goes:
I have a hatchling rack that is currently holding around 60 baby ball pythons that we have hatched this year. The way I feed them is to go down the entire rack and drop either live pinky rat or a fuzzy mouse into each tub. Once I drop in the last one, I start back at the beginning and check to make sure they’re eating and if not I remove the rodent. So I get back around to checking on this baby and she’s not only cradling her fuzzy mouse while it sleeps, but when I try to take it she gets pissy and protects it from me. This is ridiculously adorable.

Okay, so i normally would never reblog snakes because i have a phobia of them, but  this.. this right here.. i dunno man this is pretty freaking cute okay

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fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

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jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

proof that cat’s can defy the laws of physics

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borytora:

have a john

borytora:

have a john

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gumiappendsweet:

arpeggiosmelody:

candlelion:

you can tack on “and dragons” after any title and it’ll be 900% better

Dungeons & Dragons and Dragons

that’s TWICE the dragons, you literally cannot go wrong with this

Genetics and Dragons

suddenly my science textbooks just got a whole lot more fun

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pokemonfandomstuck:

YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO WATCH FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST TO FIND THIS FUNNY

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miilkoviich:



KARKAT: I HAD A HORRIBLE DREAM, OK.TEREZI: OH?KARKAT: I FINALLY WOKE UP ON PROSPIT.TEREZI: YOU D1D??? OH GOD, 1 C4N’T B3L13V3 1 M1SS3D 1T!KARKAT: YEAH WELL, SORRY WE CAN’T GO ON OUR ENCHANTED GOLDEN MAGIC CARPET RIDE OR WHATEVER YOU HAD IN STORE FOR US, BUT NOW IT’S TOO LATE. DREAM ME IS DEAD.TEREZI: 1 KNOW >:[ 4LL OF US 4R3, PROSP1T W4S COMPL3T3LY D3STROY3D.—KARKAT: YEAH AND THAT WASN’T EVEN THE BAD PART OF THE DREAM.TEREZI: TH4T W4S 4N HOUR 4GO! WH4T H4V3 YOU B33N DR34M1NG 4BOUT S1NCE?KARKAT: I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

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miilkoviich:

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KARKAT: I HAD A HORRIBLE DREAM, OK.
TEREZI: OH?
KARKAT: I FINALLY WOKE UP ON PROSPIT.
TEREZI: YOU D1D??? OH GOD, 1 C4N’T B3L13V3 1 M1SS3D 1T!
KARKAT: YEAH WELL, SORRY WE CAN’T GO ON OUR ENCHANTED GOLDEN MAGIC CARPET RIDE OR WHATEVER YOU HAD IN STORE FOR US, BUT NOW IT’S TOO LATE. DREAM ME IS DEAD.
TEREZI: 1 KNOW >:[ 4LL OF US 4R3, PROSP1T W4S COMPL3T3LY D3STROY3D.



KARKAT: YEAH AND THAT WASN’T EVEN THE BAD PART OF THE DREAM.
TEREZI: TH4T W4S 4N HOUR 4GO! WH4T H4V3 YOU B33N DR34M1NG 4BOUT S1NCE?
KARKAT: I DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

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everking:

ugh do not like this one as much
expect to see this magically disappear in a few days….. 

everking:

ugh do not like this one as much

expect to see this magically disappear in a few days….. 

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